isaki maan, are kisaki maan
isaki maan agar ise pet mein maar deti, maar deti
toh bihaar mein aakaal na hota
are bhai aakaal na hota
udisa mein udisa mein baadh na hoti, baadh na hoti
maan parflex thi, parflex thi, baanp complex tha, complex tha
are radio ke jamaane ka yeh pehala multiplex tha, multiplex tha
paida huwa yeh jis din paida huwa - (3)
isake baanp ne gaanv mein laddu batwaaya - (2)
woh aakhari din tha jab isake gaanv mein
kisi ne kuchh khaaya - (3)
paida karake isaki maan jor se jo chillaayi
leke ashok chakra sarkaar daudi daudi aayi
doctor ne baanp ko side mein leke jaake daanta - (2)
bola kahaan se laayi yeh gastonomical jaarbhaata - (2)
darji ne bola inchi temp apane bagal mein jhaanpe - (2)
kamar toh naapate hai magar hum kamara kaise naape - (2)
ho o o patthar ke paalane mein jab yeh leta rota tha - (2)
saara gaanv isake baanp ke aasuo se bartan dhota tha
bartan bartan bartan bartan dhota tha
gusse mein isaka baap parliment gaya
bola nirodh kyun late invent kiya, invent kiya, invent kiya
invent invent invent invent invent kiya
har baal ki khaal ki chaal dikha jaaye
isake haat pad jaaye toh mahine saal bhi kaa jaaye
kisi behaal ka bacha jo haal bi maal kha jaaye
bemaut marate mann ka yeh malaal kha jaaye
laalu ka laal kha jaaye naksalbaari ki naal kha jaaye
bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye, budhaape ki shaal kha jaaye
haya toh chhodo behaya ki chaal bhi kha jaaye
aur agar parosha jaa sake toh khayaal bhi kha jaaye
o laddu gopaal hai pura jhopaal hai
khada toh itaar si baitha bhopaal hai
baitha bhopaal hai, bhai baitha bhopaal hai
bhopaal bhopaal baitha bhopaal hai
(iski jo baat hai khansabo ko daad hai
baap murdaabaad beta muraadaabaad hai) - (2)
isaki jo dakaar hai bhopu bhi bekar hai
gudgud isaki pet ki pet ki sarkaar hai
vote do bhai vote do pura hi mod do
isaka jo size hai isaki maan ka pyaar hai
hajam kiya isane apane baanp ka kaarobaar hai
apane baanp ka kaarobaar, apane baanp ka kaarobaar hai
chirken ka muse hai paryavaran hi loose hai
udne na dena isse dooms day ka fuse hai
dooms day ka fuse hai bhai dooms day ka fuse, doom
dooms day ka fuse dooms day ka fuse hai
kachhuva bhi isase faster motu master
gas ka plaster motu master
hai naak bandh phaatkar, motu master
chod baant baant kar, motu master
hey motu master hai total disaster
total disaster hai motu master
motu master chal daaru paas kar
chup kar bastard
